Exclusive Footage From The Trial Of Patrick George

"willkinton247" (willkinton247) 08/05/2014 at 09:04 • Filed to: Tips, Sammy Hagar, Traffic Jams

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Sources say that yes, at one point, Patrick did in fact grab a guitar, do a backflip over a cop, and then leap over the Judge, before succumbing to an old lady with an umbrella.

Hermann > willkinton247 08/05/2014 at 09:08

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I can't drive 93!

mr_gofast > willkinton247 08/05/2014 at 09:09

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all we know for sure however is that hes the

dinobot666 > willkinton247 08/05/2014 at 09:11

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What's this all about?

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > dinobot666 08/05/2014 at 09:20

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Patrick George spent 3 days in the pokey for speeding in Virginia.

dinobot666 > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. 08/05/2014 at 09:30

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I had to google who Patrick George was, as not all of us read the front page, nor have any idea what goes on there. ;)

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > dinobot666 08/05/2014 at 09:36

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You also don't spend enough time on Oppo then as well, he makes frequent posts here as well. ;)

For your penance, you need to read through at least 5 comments on the Gawker front page. I know that's harsh but it's for your own good...

dinobot666 > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. 08/05/2014 at 09:44

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Well, lots of people seem to change their username all the time, so it's difficult to remember who anybody is, except for that cookie monster guy.